First Schrödinger’s rule

Don’t trust the cat. He is not hungry.

Second Schrödinger’s rule

Cat is not hungry while he is in a box.

The Third rule of Schrödinger’s club

You do not talk about Schrödinger’s club. Unless someone asks what’s in the box.

Schrödinger’s observation number 4

If you have never had a cat, you don’t know why you need a box.